Which Seinfeld character am I? On Thursday I had lunch with my old coworkers in B-more. I called up the office and a woman answered who I didn't know. I left my name and told her when I'd be there and she said, "Hey, are you the person who ate pizza out of the trash can?" I didn't remember doing that, and I denied it, but the more I thought about it the more I remembered being mocked for it, if not actually doing it. When I arrived and we sat down to our tasty pizza lunch my ex-boss confirmed that yes, I ate pizza out of the trash and yes, a certain very memorable coworker of mine had been shocked by it.

I later pointed out to Colliculus that the pizza had been IN A PIZZA BOX, on top of the other trash, and he reminded me of the eclair episode on "Seinfeld." That's probably my saving grace, otherwise I might have ended up in Larry's act. 

¶ 9:46 PM