A story from Raleighwood In NC we got to see the Militant Nudist's little bro, who still seems little even though he's 8 years older than I was the last time I saw him. MN tells me that Little Bro lives in a house belonging to a cat named Radar. Apparently the woman who lived there before moved away and Radar wouldn't leave, so instead of selling the house she decided to rent it out on condition that any tenants agree to live with Radar. They don't have to take care of him, they just have to live with him and let her come in and feed him Chik-Fil-A sandwiches and waffle fries three or four times a week.

Radar is a really filthy beast. He's big and fat and mean, and he stinks because he rolls in the sewer all the time. In addition to the Chik-Fil-A, Radar also tries to eat everyone's food. When he jumps on the sofa Little Bro uses his toe to shove him off, that's how gross Radar is.

But the rent's less than $500 for a big 2-bedroom house in Greensboro, so it's worth putting up with Radar's shit. 

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