More salient facts about my job Things I get for free at work:
Green Mountain Coffee (the kind where you get an individual serving size in your choice of 16 flavors)
Starbucks coffee
"Pop" from the pop machine - I am learning how to refill CO2 cartridges
Hot chocolate
Tazo tea in a dozen or so flavors
Nestle Quik Milk - although the milk machine has a big sign on it that advises people to "MAKE SURE YOU CHECK THE EXPIRATION DATE ON YOUR MILK."

Things that are really cheap at work:
Manicures, pedicures, massages, and baked goods and candy from the snack cart that comes by twice a week.

Things that are hella-hard to get for free at work:
Office supplies. Even ones that you plan to use for actual work purposes.

Things that are force-fed to us at work because the company or industry association is a client:
Milk from the milk machine
UPS overnight services
Axe cologne
Bush's Baked Beans

Things that are not any easier to get even though the company is a client:
Antidepressants
Botox
Pretty much every sexual dysfunction drug on the market. I never knew there were so many.
 
Complete list of clothing items that are not considered "business casual":
Jeans
Halter tops
Tube tops
Logo t-shirts

 
 

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