Seven-of-Nine in the Evil Republican Sex Clubs Today's humongous story is that Jack Ryan, Republican candidate for U.S. Senator, lost his battle to keep his divorce proceedings sealed. It turns out that his ex-wife, Jeri Ryan, says she lost interest in him because he made her go to a bunch of sex clubs and tried to get her to have sex in public. Oh, and because she realized she was in love with another man. The Trib has like 10 reporters on this important political story, which means their tabloid competitor's probably got twice as many.

I love it when this shit happens to Republicans. Although I do have a lot of trouble imagining that the people who are offended by this out in Kankakee or wherever are going to vote Democratic instead. 

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