I Am the Caretaker Colliculus's entire department went to a conference this weekend, leaving me with 3 cats (in 3 places) and no car. Then on Saturday, the cats' owners all come home. And then Colliculus's entire old department is crashing at our house!

Meanwhile, his absence means it's time for a long-due soy binge. I'm going out to an African restaurant Friday, woo-hoo!

Do you know, almost every night when I watch the Simpsons, there's a tornado, storm, or flood warning? Tonight the warning was for 3-inch hailstones and 80 mph winds. It never seems to be as bad as they say, though. I bet the people in charge of that never heard the story of the boy who cried wolf.
 

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