My doctor put me on these weird antidepressants to see if they would help my migraines. They give me tedious dreams. For example:
- Bruised, slowly decomposing pomegranates.
- Lying on the beach at Lake Michigan, which is bad enough, and it's a cloudy day and the sand is cold and lumpy.
- Driving backwards for 3 hours, eventually losing my concentration, and causing a fender-bender.
- Receiving a door-to-door sales call that never ends from a woman who sounds like Fran Drescher.

I swear I am not making this up. I mean, I am making this up, but not while I'm awake. How big of a problem is it to always be bored while you're asleep?

On the plus side, I never seem to get sleepy during the day.
 

¶ 4:20 PM